The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.



this just needs to be on my blog again omfg


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this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

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Just in case you guys haven’t watched the video with talk dirty in the background…

check out frypan’s moves


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remember when newt was like “if we don’t do this alby will have died in vain and i can’t have that”



at first i thought all Newt’s clothes are just generally too big for him because he hasn’t been eating much or something but then i realized that his tank top fits him perfectlyand  and that the hoodie thing is probably Alby’s

Tagged As: #nalby  #tmr  #tmr newt  #tmr alby 


This scene makes me so sad because you can see Newt rubbing his arm, trying to comfort himself. Like, he’s doing his best to remain calm when he’s actually so upset and devastated inside. Two of his best friends might be dead, and all he can do is to rub his own arm.

#he’s rubbing his arm to comfort himself because that’s what alby would do #if alby was by newt’s side he would put his hand gently on newt’s arm and just rub it #because neither of them were good with talking about their emotions because they’re stubborn by nature #so alby would always just put his hand on newt’s arm to sooth him and comfort him #remind him that he’s there for him and make him feel more secure in the little way that he can #when they have to make tough decisions at gatherings or are having trouble somewhere in the glade alby will subtly touch newt’s arm #it starts being a comfort to them both #newt rubs his own arm to remind himself alby would agree they wouldn’t want to lose anyone else #newt rubs his own arm to trick himself alby’s by his side so he doesn’t go running in after them #newt rubs his own arm to comfort himself from the pain of having to watch the guy he loves be locked away from him forever #he rubs his arm and rubs it some more but nothing changes the fact it hurts like hell and always will (via wickedisgood)

reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid



Afraid to admit it, yes. Afraid to get hurt, yes. Afraid to be put in the friend zone… yes…maybe. afraid she might use me or turn out to be a lesbian… yes.

holy shit

TMR AU:- It’s a happy normal non apocolyptic day where the gladers live normal happy non apocolyptic lives and their biggest issues include wasting all their time on Snapchat

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the day ao3 finally gets an app will be one of the greatest days of my life